On 50...

Could it be? Could I really be writing a two-fer today? Are you so lucky as that? Well, most of you can tune out I guess. You see, one thing I am known for both inside and outside the confines of my family is that I am fairly horrible at keeping in touch. The phone and I have a relationship that is stormy at best and depends a lot on my proximity to it at the time it indicates an incoming call. I’m not sure I was even aware that my phone could make outgoing calls at all. And letter writing is so archaic. I cannot be relied upon to affix a stamp on anything (unless you won one of my Ebay items, in which case I promise your item is in the mail).

So it goes that I have to use this blog as my primary form of communication with the outside world…

And the thing that I simply must communicate today is: “Dude Martha, you’re like…old. You turned 50 today. How does that feel?”

Happy Birthday Martha! You are not long for this world, so I just wanted to send along my congrats before I’m placing flowers on your grave…and reminiscing about all those family events…that I missed.

See you this weekend. Try not to blow out a knee...